ladies who should be playing mythical head bitches in charge | ANTONIA THOMAS as HELEN OF TROY, the spartan queen who defied the kingdom of her father, who eloped with the prince of troy, whose decision leveled a city and launched the greatest war in legend.
She had been the prize of men her whole life, sullied by men, caged by men, given, given, always given. Helen of Sparta was a queen who was beholden to the basest peasantry; Helen of Troy shall be a goddess on earth. Choice, choice, she chants as she boards the ship with the bright eyed youth. Let them come, she thinks, and smiles. Let them come for their queen; let them come for their idol and their star, let them come for the mirage of a woman perfect beyond measure. Let them break their spears on the walls of Troy, let them break their spines beneath Trojan swords. You made me into a goddess, she thinks. And a goddess demands blood.
#aRE THOSE ED’S DRAWINGS#DID THEY SERIOUSLY HANG UP ED’S DUMB DRAWINGS OF THE HOMUNCULI#LIKE SOME DOTING PARENTS HANGING THEIR TODDLER’S ART ON THE FRIDGE#I’M#IT’S LIEK THE TEAM IS A DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY AND INSTEAD OF KIDS THEY HAVE A SHORT ANGRY DOUBLE AMPUTEE ALCHEMIST#THAT’S ADORABLE#TAKE THIS AWAT FROM ME#FMAB#iM SO#I CNA’T EVEN SPELL RIGHT NOW (x)
ROTBTD AU » Guardians of the Galaxy
"We arrested these five on Earth, check out these skill sheets."
Based on the Guardians of the Galaxy trailer. If you haven’t already seen it, you can check it out here!
Guardians of the Galaxy is out, and I just saw the movie! Kept thinking of these idiots the whole time, so I decided to bring this back hehe!
make me choose
↳ anonymous asked: godric gryffindor, helga hufflepuff, rowena ravenclaw or salazar slytherin